To Our 'Followers'

Dearest Followers (both of you), it has come to our attention that you have not been commenting on our comics. We are heartbroken, and Ashlee is disappointed. Very much so. As such, we do not feel that you deserve another comic until you start learning some respect.
Consider yourself served.
Sincerely,
The Interbloggers
*we will be posting another comic ASAP - the scanner's down*

Salsa

Elly: This is an extremely saddening subject for me. If you have ever got salsa on your fingers, you'll know how soul-crushingly depressing it is..I need help.

Ashlee: I take it you've never heard of a spoon. If so, you'd know that spoons cry themselves to sleep too.

The Smart Factory

Ashlee: Ah, the wonderful look of a freshly scanned picture. Notice the edges of the picture? I don't see them as an imperfection- I see it as art.

Most people seem to think that the fact that my life revolves around hobbits is sad. Me? I see it as charming.
Elly: You are really excitable..too excitable sometimes. You're excited right now, aren't you? You really need to cut down - doctor's orders.

Honey

Elly: I have no idea why I found this such a hilarious revelation at the time.
Ashlee: I don't really like honey all that much. Something about consuming squishy sticky stuff produced by bees makes me... not enjoy honey much, to say the least. Thus, I'd probably be pukin' it up too.