Salsa

Elly: This is an extremely saddening subject for me. If you have ever got salsa on your fingers, you'll know how soul-crushingly depressing it is..I need help.

Ashlee: I take it you've never heard of a spoon. If so, you'd know that spoons cry themselves to sleep too.

The Smart Factory

Ashlee: Ah, the wonderful look of a freshly scanned picture. Notice the edges of the picture? I don't see them as an imperfection- I see it as art.

Most people seem to think that the fact that my life revolves around hobbits is sad. Me? I see it as charming.
Elly: You are really excitable..too excitable sometimes. You're excited right now, aren't you? You really need to cut down - doctor's orders.